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Mirror, Mirror — Diary of the Miscreant Mirror

Dealing with poor self image. Jokingly, I blame it on my miscreant mirror.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall???...."

Have you ever struggled with the way you see yourself? Do you seem to have varying images that stare back at you when you look in the mirror? Are you always uncertain whether your reflection will be “that of beauty” or “the blob”? If so, you are not alone.

Because of this strange mystery that so many women experience, I had to do some investigating. What I found was astounding!

Ladies, our mirrors enjoy having fun at our expense!!!

Let me share with you a page I found from the diary of my miscreant, wicked mirror.

Sun.: She’s dressed for church today, preening and carrying on, I’m too tired to mess with her, had a late nite.

Mon.: LOL. This is the 2nd time she’s worked out in 2 months, but she’s talking about how buff she looks and congratulating herself on a 4-pack she says is coming in. I don’t have to do a thing, she’s already delusional.

Tues.: She’s complaining about something not looking right — bulges, and love handles, and… I’ll tell her it’s that French vanilla soy cream she ate last night.

Wed.: What is she talking about today? I’m not even going to listen, I’ll just look back at her cross-eyed, that should really mess her up. (he heee hee)

Thus.: She’s upset today. She says everything seems to be going south. How old is she any way? Everyone knows things shift as you age. There, I’ll just pull down a little bit more, how you like them sags now?

Fri.: What is her problem? Today is casual Friday, why can’t she just wear flats like normal people. I know she hates looking short and stocky, she doesn’t know it happens every time I make myself bulge. There, see, I’m doing it again. Look at her run for those 6″ heels.

Sat.: Today is her ro

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